This guy would get honors in surgery. Not only because he was a "hammerhead" (see chapter 1 of Surgical Recall) and made it his meeting with a gaping wound, he tended to the wound in his groin with a binder clip. Just wait till he sees that picture of him bleeding through his boxers.
And I thought I had bad luck.
Oh and need some motivation to jog?
First there was the Wii Fit, now there's this.
NPR's "Wait Wait, don't tell me" has opened up a new world of hilarity for me.