Lopsided victories

In honor of today when the Bucks dominated the Michigan Jokerines, there were a couple other lopsided victories this week worth mentioning.

Lopsided victory no. 1: Naked homeowner gives intruder a spray

Three questions about this one:

1. Did you know what I was thinking when I read this headline? (I bet you were too)
2. Why pelt a house with rocks that you're about to rob?
3. Did he pose for the local media for that picture?

Lopsided victory no. 2: Panda attacks man who wanted a cuddle at a Chinese zoo.

Perhaps the man didn't bring his "A game" that day. One cannot take that away from the tremendous performance by the panda.